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Flexie



Joined: 23 Jun 2006
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:32 pm    Post subject: Expensive Perfume Reply with quote

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts... "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."




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